Findings:
- Bert and Ernie
- The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- The Ernie/Bert Dichotomy
- Ernie and Bert, the truth is revealed
- Ernie and Bert are not straight
- Bert
- Burt Kwouk
- Bert and Ernie's sexuality
- Bert is Evil!
- Bert Newton
- Bert Convy
- the kindness of bert (user)
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- Bert Weedon
- Bert Jansch
- Bert (user)
- Bert Kessler
- Osama Bin Laden 'Bert' poster
- Bert Lahr
- Bert Parks
- Bert Williams
- Bert Danher
- Bert Berns
- Bert Trautmann
- Bert Jones
- Bert McCracken
- Why bert hid the moon
- Bert I. Gordon
- Bert Campaneris
- Bert Blyleven
- Bert Pepper (user)
- Bert Kaempfert
- Phill Bert (user)
- Ernie
- Eric and Ernie
- Ernie Kovacs
- Ernie Ball/Music Man
- Ernie Pook's Comeek
- Ernie (user)
- Ernie Pyle
- Ernie Els
- Alpha Beam with Ernie
- Tennessee Ernie Ford
- Ernie Banks
- Ernie Eves
- Ernie Pantusso
- Ernie Davis
- Ernie Lombardi
- Ernie Harwell
- Ernie Irvan
- The importance of being Ernie
- My Dinner with Ernie
- Good old fashioned fucking
- fucking eh
- Fucking A
- The difference between fucking and making love
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Fucking Åmål
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I despise ribbon cable
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Shopping and Fucking
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- Are cops completely fucking useless?
- Throw away your fucking scale!
- Sheets of blank fucking paper
- high-intensity discharge headlights
- The donuts are so pretty
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Fucking
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Live Era '87-'93
- couch fucking
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Call a spade a fucking shovel
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not fucking bored
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- Give me back my bike!
- Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
- Piss without farting, die without fucking
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- Video files inside .zip archives
- Fucking Anais
- How to clean a bathroom
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
- Shut up, you fucking baby!
- The Fucking Champs
- fucking machine
- Hard like fucking stone
- go fucking (user)
- The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
- It's my fucking job to know
- Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- Out of his fucking mind
- I am so fucking happy
- Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
- Young People Fucking
- Songs About Fucking
- Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- it's the fucking truth
- Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
- Customer service is a fucking given
- Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
- you fucking moron (user)
- take a fucking hint (user)
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
- Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
- Fucking is fucking
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- Fucking Karma
- Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
- Fucking, Austria
- Fucking superhero movies
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- Keep fucking that chicken
- Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Respect The Fucking Monkey
- Fucking useless phrases (category)
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- It's survival of the fittest, Max, and we've got the fucking gun!
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
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