• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Stay here with me
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Where feminism lost me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Please stop annoying me
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Don't tell me everything
• Black Like Me
• Let me count all the pieces
• I want you inside me
• 80s music made me gay
• It's Time for Me to Die
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The radios are talking to me again
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Come fly with me
• Let Me Fish Off Cape St. Mary's
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Touch Me You Fool
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• The Me Nobody Knows
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• What you do to me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Me!! (user)
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• you hear me? (user)
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• electric you, electric me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• why me
• A more delicate and biddable me
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I Believe in a Thing Called Love
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Things You People Wouldn't Believe
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm flier than a seagull
• compulsive liars
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• What makes me beautiful
• GP, are you with me?
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Hear me now
• It's all Greek to me
• customers don't trust me
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Send Me
• Pinch Me
• If you're hungry, blame me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• inhuman me (user)
• That one makes me scream, she said
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Something to remember me by
• Miss Cleo let me down
• Saint of Me
• chris me (user)
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Somebody once asked me...
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• MacGyver taught me that
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Super Me (user)
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• Pentax ME Super
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• loving me (user)
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• c me not (user)
• Why can't my employer pay me more?

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