• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They Know Me
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They asked me to write a letter
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They had been expecting me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They Don't Want Me
• offend me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• They Flee From Me
• They inspire me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• On the Air Because They Care
• I know they are watching me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Pity me not because the light of day
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• They don't touch me the same way
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• And They Believed Me!
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They are telling me it is time to go
• They want me for a focus group!
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• They love me in San Francisco
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Chipirones en su tinta
• just because they never bothered to really do
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• She only wants me for sex
• Super Me (user)
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Dead Like Me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Take me to your leader
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Me!! (user)
• The teapot whistles to remind me to sing
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• me and mr. wallace
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• unfinished (like me)
• Don't Make Me Think
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Can you show me?
• Jesus He Knows Me
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• They don't understand my tea
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Rape committed by women
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• some summers they drop like flies
• They Came To America
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• soft through the waves they roll
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because, not in spite of
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• What Me Worry (user)
• The shape of me and other stuff
• talk to me not the computer
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• What is wrong with me?
• Just don't expect me to understand
• What the rocks taught me
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Me Chinese
• Be gentle with me
• Turn not towards me
• Catch Me If You Can
• Take On Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• If No One Will Love Me
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Don't Blame Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Remembering you and me
• Red Roses for Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Take me to the bridge
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• Tear Me Down
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• gothic me (user)
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• He taught me how to smoke
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• STOP MUTING ME (user)
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Lies my physicists told me
• Show Me your Crits
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• they

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