Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- University students can be really stupid
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Trite As Can Be (user)
- Short can be good! (document)
- She was too beautiful to be human
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- murder can be fun
- She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
- She must be what cocaine is like
- She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- In such bounty there can be no shortage
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- She could be a businesswoman
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- No one can be totally logical
- Why procrastination can be productive
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Not really by the rules, but...
- She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- play dumb
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- What a kiss can be
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Can things really change?
- You can never really escape the fire
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Is she really going out with him?
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Can the Cross be Saved?
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- like you're blind but still can see
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- Can we still be friends?
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- Exes can be good things
- I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
- she couldn't go and be beautiful
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Why is she really here?
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- But can you still cry like a child?
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- What can be better than that?
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Because I can!
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- A dying playground can be Eden
- The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
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