Findings:

• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because, not in spite of
• I am a feminist because I support my family while my husband plays golf
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• South African Fast Food Industry
• Fast food prose
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
• Slower traffic : Keep right fuckers
• How to keep your discman from beeping
• Keep the Aspidistra Flying
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• running too fast at night
• Make Money Fast Hall of Humiliation
• 2 Fast 2 Furious
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Your words keep me alive
• keep refrigerated (user)
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Keep America Beautiful
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• Because
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• because I am only half of what you need
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• Live fast die young leave a good looking corpse
• kids grow up too fast
• Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• Opportunity bucks, and my hands are strong enough to hold fast.
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• I keep mistaking the Rose Bowl logo for the Utena signet
• How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
• Keep it simple, stupid
• keep cavey
• To keep you is no benefit. To destroy you is no loss.
• Because I dig you
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• good, fast, cheap
• Aspects of fast food restaurants
• fast asleep
• Fast Car
• right to keep and bear arms
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Return to the Keep on the Borderlands
• Keep the Patient Quiet
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• Keep These E2 Titles The Same
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Driving fast
• Fast Attack
• Fast Lane
• fast thinker
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• keep our of sunlight (user)
• keep away
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
• Keep us away from us
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Because I Got High
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• fast
• Fast Eddie Costigan
• Passenger-Only Fast
• fail fast
• Keep coming back
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Cosmonaut Keep
• The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
• how to keep your child safe with a stranger
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Because the city is falling down
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• necessary evil because of current stupidity
• Fast Forward
• have an easy fast
• Fast Software Encryption
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• keep the hole full
• I keep her in my pocket
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• My arms keep missing you
• I care because you do
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Pull a fast one
• Fast Food Nation
• The spiciness of fast food depends on the neighborhood
• run away, as fast as you can
• Good-by and Keep Cold
• Keep it Beautiful
• keep out of sunlight (user)
• Keep It Unreal
• We Should Keep This Secret
• The tears of the earth keep her smile in blooms
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Because I can!
• do it fast and thorough
• Fast and slow in photography
• Multiplication using the Fast Fourier Transform
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• How to keep a secret
• The Meowstro Sings Guster's Keep It Together
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Because I say so
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We sing because we must
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Fast Eddie
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Compute Fibonacci numbers FAST!
• too fast too live (user)
• I Keep Forgetting
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• We'll Keep the Home Fires Burning
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Keep updating
• Because it's wrong
• because I love skating bears
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Bitchin' Fast 3D
• disturbing things found in fast food bathrooms
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Fast Swedish Omelette
• Right to keep armed bears
• Things you give people that they keep
• Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Shadowfang Keep
• keep us fooled a little longer
• Keep going. Keep breathing.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Because I couldn't
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• better, faster, cheaper
• Make Monkey Fast
• FAST Piper
• Fast and loose

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