• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Really Into Techno
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm Still Here
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Daydreaming on a lazy Sunday afternoon
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Really?
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• Really Long Words
• Adam really was the first man
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I'm with the band
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm Holding You
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm a programmer (user)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm Nuts
• I'm dead (user)
• The Lazy Lady Lounge
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• We were never really friends
• Really Good Dog Treats
• I never really enjoyed destroying cities
• The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Interstates which are not really interstates
• girls, it's really not funny
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• I write because I cannot speak
• For, because
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm a Medieval Man
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Don't be an IM phantom
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• lazy horse (user)
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• play dumb
• Gravity really gets me down
• The Really Lost Bus
• Gas is not really that expensive
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• without really seeing them and
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• imm
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm doing OK
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Lazy Lightnin'
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• What are you really looking for?
• California is a different country, really
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• because it wasn't just the air
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• just because
• I walk around when I'm high
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm not thumbing for a lift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Lazy Mary
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying

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