Findings:

• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Because I'm an adult
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Because I can!
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Lazy Lightnin'
• I'd rather read a book
• A Really Big Grilled Cheese and Mushroom Sandwich
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Is home really where the heart is
• The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
• REALLY REALLY BAD RA (user)
• You can never really escape the fire
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• REALLY BIG EXPLOSIONS
• Because I say so
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• We sing because we must
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I'm Losing You
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Im No Writer (user)
• I'm running away to Alaska
• I'm not supposed to show you
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• Lazy Mary
• Rather than trying
• You Really Got Me
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• University students can be really stupid
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Five Superheroes we REALLY need
• Green tea is really apple and pear juice
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Because it's wrong
• because I love skating bears
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Lazy Line Painter Jane
• Lazy Death Lazer
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Protein folding problem
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Canada's Really Big
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Because I couldn't
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• IM
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• i'm just a girl
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm an Addict
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Dammit, I'm mad
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Lazy River Road
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• I am not a part of this! Really!
• REALLY BAD RASH (user)
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Why is she really here?
• This really annoying trend for adapting a single novel into multiple films
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry

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