• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• Smack My Bitch Up
• smack that !! (user)
• Smack the Pony
• Dr. Smack (user)
• How to lay the smack down
• smack (user)
• Smack it up, flip it, rub it down
• Smack, Snapple and Pop (document)
• smack
• smacks (user)
• smack that (user)
• talking smack
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• God can do what he wants
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because I do not want to forget
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• So, he's leaving
• "Shut up," he explained
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• He did very little harm
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• All I want is you
• I Want Your Sex
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• Regret is fear, and I want to shake you
• Yeah I want to touch that infinitely smooth surface
• Getting what you want from tech support
• I want to write love letters to all of my friends
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
• Needs and Wants
• wants 2know (user)
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Do you still want your first universe?
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• I want to travel
• Wanted: One (1) Respectable Pot Activist
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• He flops over and bonks his head
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• He Said, She Said
• He held my hand - once
• The turkey, he faint
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• What does a woman want
• What the American people want politics to be
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• A Leprechaun wants to marry you
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Information wants to be paid
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• There is something you don’t want to say
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• I write because I cannot speak
• For, because
• I like the way he reads poetry
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• he held secret conversations with statues
• For a moment he smiled
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
• he faked murder (user)
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I Want My Shit
• I want to dissect myself
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Kanshiro Wants a Wife
• Which was what we wanted
• If you want a nigger for a neighbour, vote Labour
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• User Wants Cuddle?
• Everything Most Wanted (node_forward)
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Even my faults he adores
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• At least he was gentle
• He never looked back
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• What's He Building?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• When he became an old man
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He's on fire!
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• I want many things
• For want of paper
• I don't want to go home
• What I want to be when I grow up
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• I Want to Live
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Iraq Most Wanted Playing Cards
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I Want to Go Home!
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• YouTube if you want to
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• Mister Chu has wanted a particular type of chair
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality

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