• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• because I have given up any care
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Eye contact at a distance
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• People have fucked up before
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Chipirones en su tinta
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They Have a Word for It
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• They must have faces
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They have taken enough
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• People want what they cannot have
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They have no bones.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• On the Air Because They Care
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You stole what they would have given you
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Because it all burns up
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• They could have saved Kevin
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• I write because I cannot speak
• Up With Your Kipper
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• different (user)
• Giving Up the Gun: Japan's Reversion to the Sword, 1543-1879
• Wake up with the king
• turned up
• Have a nice day
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• fed up (user)
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Watch whose money you pick up.
• Have I Got News for You
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• cock up
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Man Up
• Dogs that have owned me
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have brain, will travel
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• How to "Have People"
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• I have too much to say
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever thought
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Loving someone else's wife
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• They think it's all over
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away

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