Findings:

• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• worry beads
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Mexican beaded lizard
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• A Lesson is Learned, but the Damage is Irreversible
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• but what's the moral of the story?
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• butt
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• scarred but sexy (user)
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• asif butt (user)
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• bead
• Good from far, but far from good
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• But...
• awful forever, but yesterday's
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• beaded carwash belly shirt
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• butt naked
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Not Peace But A Sword
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Fell, But Tried
• butt rot
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Bone beads
• Things people put up their butts
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child

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