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• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Never be the first to let go
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• New Kids on the Block
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• The New Kid on the Block
• Kid, be a kid
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• be a telemarketer
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Block book
• Charon, Mailman of Apartment Block 13-B
• BIOS Parameter Block
• The death of the uncarved block
• First baseman
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Shitty first drafts
• My first trip to Hooters
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• Psychology in Multiplayer First Person games
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• My First Tokamak
• Meditations on First Philosophy
• Bank of the United States
• The First Fantastic E2 Crossword Puzzle
• First Anglo-Afghan War
• First Sorrow
• M*A*S*H - First season episode guide
• My first sweat lodge
• First Fiction
• The first frontier
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• first gig
• What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
• a little thought for college kids
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
• Invisible Kid I
• Picking blackberries with my kids
• Wall Street Kid
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Be yourself
• Any song can be a love song
• To be at loggerheads
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It couldn't be
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• So you want to be a star?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Not to Be Confused with Taco Bell
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• How to be a terrible customer
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• When shall I be free?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Ne'er To Be Wed
• Francesca Lia Block
• jam block
• Block I
• Chevy small block engine
• First past the post
• First Age
• first impression
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• First Prince of the Sword
• My first night in Edinburgh
• First Nations
• First Fiction: Birds
• On My First Son
• This day I completed my thirty first year
• The First Documented Genocide in History
• First Declension
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• First Balkan War
• First Mysore War
• First Scottish War of Independence
• First Khandhaka 31-35
• Different reasons
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• First Contact: a retrospective
• Double first cousin
• Kids in the Hall
• kid gloves
• computers kill kids
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• Skull Kid
• Vinnie The Kid (user)
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• The 1-2-3 Kid
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Making kids is free. The rest will cost you.
• Sihk Kidd (user)
• Be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• rather be in Philadelphia
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Born to be Wild
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Why Be Bitter?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• That'll Be the Day
• Be My God
• Don't be an IM phantom
• How to Be Alone
• Glitter and Be Gay
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• block transfer computations
• Block Party
• Building Blocks of Japanese Names
• COMMON block
• sender's block
• The first time
• First edition
• The very first computer bug
• The first beer of the morning
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• I want a first kiss
• First things first
• The First of the Three Spirits

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