I was driving home from work tonight, behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "Be Green" stuck to the rear bumper. (Oddly enough, I was driving through Green Hills, a suburb of Nashville.) The bumper sticker was green with white letters, and was written in a Gothic script of some sort. Painting the entire bumper and rear end of this particular car were typical militant tree-hugger bumper stickers, some of which I agreed with.

Why do I mention this particular car?

This "Be Green" bumper sticker is affixed to a huge early 70's gas-guzzler land yacht, the very sort of car that is decidedly NOT "green".