Findings:

• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• No, but I'll have a beer
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have just been shot
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• We Have Explosive
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• it's good to have a moose
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have become furniture in your life
• Making islands to have new seashores
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I appear to have been misinformed
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Advice I have been given about girls
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• We have shuffled off this mortal coil
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• nostalgia filter
• Backhand shot
• I've been shot!
• face shot
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• you can't have it both ways
• Have I Got News for You
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Have brain, will travel
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Have Blue
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• It could have been me
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Why don't I have votes today?
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We have science and confidence
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• Herrin ill
• nostalgia
• shot
• Big Shot
• Tabasco Shots
• Special Tee Shot
• "The York" shot
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• institutions have lives of their own
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Lord, have mercy
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• just to have some human contact
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• What do I have of my mother's?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The Hills Have Eyes
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I could have been one of a two
• I want to have known
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• things you wouldn't have believed
• They have no bones.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• worse things have happened to better people
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Lincensed to Ill
• I'll never be the other woman
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• ill (user)
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• Our nostalgia ghosts are ready to take your place
• Burrel shot
• I Shot Andy Warhol
• How to improve your break shot
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Action Shot
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I really have to do you now
• I have more stories about trains for you
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I used to have so many dreams
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• 80's bands that have survived
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN

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