• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The Banana Republic of My Sock Drawer
• When life gives you shit
• I know, let's give shit away
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'll give you something to cry about
• the truth about Chiquita bananas
• Banana Republic
• I don't give a shit
• precision vs. accuracy
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• the one about the teddy bears
• Things everyone should know about cars
• 10 Misconceptions about Internet Graphic Design
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• This song I wrote about Sheila
• 10 Coolest Things About NJ
• All About Us
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• a story about the electrostatic force
• The Incredible Truth about Ludwig, the Frog and the Cheesecake
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Think about you
• The truth about Adrienne Rich
• Statements about number are statements about concepts
• Banana Honey Spice Cake
• Easy Banana Fudge Cookies
• Banana goo
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Technically it doesn't count
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Give me a break!
• Give it the old college try
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• give me your most honest smile
• Chewing gum gives you an advantage as a football manager
• People's Republic of China
• The American Republic
• Chuvash Republic
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Shit is a bad word
• ape shit (user)
• I will shit in your DREAMS
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Porn industry
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• forgetting about real charisma
• stories about strangers
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Online information about breastfeeding for parents
• facts about capital punishment
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• A debate about the possible merit and value of graffito tagging
• Smiling about memories
• Think about that on your next trip to the dinosaur planet, jerk
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Sorry about my friend
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about brains
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• Let go and forget about it
• Another story about Mia
• Banana Fantastic
• Bananas in Pyjamas
• Banana "Cream" Pie
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• this doesn't work
• Give a run
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Give me a moment, please
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Give 'em the Boot
• Give me your knees
• Czech Republic
• The Republic: Book III, Part 2
• The Role of Women in Plato's Republic and Thomas More's Utopia
• Republic of Cascadia
• no shit
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• What is this shit?
• Eat shit or puke trying
• What About Bob?
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Japanese Words About Gardens A-C
• messing about
• what's perfect about fall
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• A different way of thinking about the stars
• There's something about a funeral
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• 10 great things about pregnancy
• It's not about choice
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• thinking about thinking
• When you think about smoking
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I need a writeup about peonies
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Top Banana
• Banana Chips
• Monkey pull lever, monkey get banana
• Banana Junior 6000
• yellow banana (user)
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• How to give a hand massage
• Considerations Regarding Proposals to Give Legal Recognition to Unions Between Homosexual Persons
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• The introverted thinker gives feedback
• The Republic: Book IX, Part 1
• Malolos Republic
• The Everything People Registry : Democratic Republic of the Congo
• food fight
• Shit on my chest
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• See a man about a horse
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The Thing about Canada
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• She thought about giving him her heart
• Well-written node - pity about its name
• What you really need to know about Everything
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• Sausages are vegetables and other anecdotes about vegetarian diet
• Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• About Facts (user)
• About Pride and Butterfly Ashes
• The truth about life
• Bad Girls think about it
• psychotropic bananas
• Banana pudding

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