A hilarious episode of The X-files
) and Scully
) present their different view points on what happened the last couple of days:
Mulder comes accross a bunch of vampire
-like attacks and convinces Scully to go with him to the town where the attacks took place.
They meet Sherif Hartwell
, the sherif of the small town, who shows them themost recent attack, a tourist
While Scully does an autopsy
, Mulder and Hartwell go to the cemetary
to look for clues.
Scully finds traces of a type of knock out drug
that sedated the victim before his blood
was sucked out
Mulder and Hartwell are called to a motor car home to stop a run away truck
where they find another victim.
Mulder and Scully meet back at their motel
and Mulder asks Scully to do another autopsy on the newest victim. While Scully goes off Mulder enjoys her "Magic Fingers
" bed and her dinner, pizza
. Mulder starts to feel wierd and falls down. The pizza boy comes in and flashes his fangs
Meanwhile, Scully finds in the new victim the same drug and also the same food in the stomach, pizza. She puts it together. "*Gasp!* The Cholrohydrate's in the pizza! The pizza man! *Gasp!* Mulder!!"
Scully rushes to the motel just in time to chase of the intruder who was not stopped by her bullets. Scully runs off and Mulder, as soon as he can, follows.
Mulder chases the boy through the woods, grabs him and stabs him in the heart
. Scully catches up and Mulder, proud of himself, tells her, "see? told you!" as he points to the fangs.
Scully taps the teeth, which fall out to show that they are fake fang
s. Now Mulder and Scully are in deep trouble with Skinner
, and before the meeting the tell each other what they thought actually happened.
In Mulder's version, he is acts like he does everything to make Scully happy and is very unenthusiastic. Scully, in his version, is annoying
, whiney, and stuck up
In Scully's version, Mulder is way to hyperactive
and herself way too reserved.
Skinner informs them that there has been another attack by the pizza guy, who is apparently not dead although he was staked in the heart
They go back to the town only to be attacked by a bunch of vampires, including Hartwell. They wake up to find the town deserted