Findings:

• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Cast in the Name of God, Ye Not Guilty
• God Rest Ye Unitarians
• God Rest Ye CS Students
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Gods Rest Ye Pagan Gentlemen
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Be ye perfect
• Ye gods and little fishes
• God Rest Ye Merry, Polyphemus
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Ashamed to be Australian
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your god might be evil....
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Could Be Anywhere
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• We could all be blind
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Be My God
• If God was willing to let it be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Things that could be
• God must be deaf
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• God must be living in the sea.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• anyone could be your brand new love
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• you could be asking questions
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• How could God let this happen?
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• I wish I could burn like god
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The best kind of bartender
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• The mountain could be home
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• If I could be someone
• You could be so delicious
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Things never were what they used to be
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• You Shall Be as Gods
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Could man be drunk for ever
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• To God Be the Glory
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• gods we may be
• She could be a businesswoman
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• Germany could not be appeased
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want

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