• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• just hold me, and let me weep
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• customers don't trust me
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• They Don't Want Me
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't send me roses
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't Make Me Think
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• it's just me (user)
• I smile just because you exist
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• why don't you just?
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't call me Debbie
• College sucked for me too
• Dont come near me (user)
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Just because it happened to you
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• because it wasn't just the air
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't Pass Me By
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Just call me fluffy
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't leave me alone
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Just Let Me Breathe
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't call me white
• They don't touch me the same way
• Rape committed by women
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• dont bug me (user)
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• She just looks at me
• Just Me (user)
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't Blame Me
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don't wait up for me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• People just expect things from me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Me and Will
• Rescue Me
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Because I couldn't

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