Today was the first day of school.
Blah. My first class, math
, started at 9:00. The professor
walked in at 9:10 and said something like, "You know how classes start
ten after the hour, and end on the hour? It really confuses
Way to use the left side of your brain, mathy.
What the fuck? This Ph.D chick
is gonna be teaching me linear algebra and she can't even figure out how the schedule
She wasn't being sarcastic
either... she made the comment a second time in the middle of class. I have high, high hopes for this class.
So the next class (at ten
, which must have confused
the fuck out of my last prof.) was math again. Yes, I'm taking two maths. Why
you ask? Because I'm a goddamn retard
(read: math major
This class was surprisingly good
. The prof seems like a nice lady, and we spent the whole class playing with pieces of paper
. Playing with
paper is a billion
times more interesting
than taking notes
There was also a really cute
girl that sat down next to me. I'm talking asian
and moderately hot
. Not hot in the slut
sense, but hot in the
cute-and-obviously-intelligent sense. The kind of hotness that I could settle down with and raise a family.
When she sat down she turned
to me and asked if she was in the right room. I said something like, "I hope so," and didn't say another
her the entire class.
I'm so fucking smooth. Smooth like a chainsaw.
God. GOD!! Why didn't I introduce
myself? What the fucking shit hell crap fuck ass shit fuck shit hell was I thinking
? Am I that much
of a fucking coward
? Lord. I look back at my silence
I left class and had an hour break
until English. I roamed around aimlessly
, finally stopping by the arcade
and getting my ass handed to me four times in a row
on the Virtual-On machine. I met up with Johann and Jeff, and walked them to lunch
. Then walked myself, alone
, to English
I got to class early, and sat down. Next thing I know, some white girl comes in and sits right next to me. I mean it, right next to me
. And there
were a billion other seats to choose. I was like, "yeeeeaaah," but she was white. I wasn't interested.
If only it had been the asian girl from math. God is a teasing bastard.
English was good
. The professor is kick-ass. He was so cool I felt like I should call him by his first name
topic of the class is "love stories
." Too bad there wasn't one fucking asian girl in the class
. I could have
wowed them with my supreme english skill
Supremely shitty english skill.
So that's that. I hope I can grow
to girls soon