With the conclusion of the Planet Lars
miniseries last night, we managed to snag an interview with Lars himself.
"Mr. Lars, how did you enjoy having your own show seperate from Taza World?"
"Well, the new cast was great, and I wouldn't mind working with them again, but I just couldn't get use to all the new sets."
"Will we ever see some of these sets again?"
"Yeah, throughout this season of Taza World, I'll be returning to them periodically. Except the Lars Apartment set, they are taking that apart today."
"At the end of the finale, during that last conversation, you said 'Well, I guess I will have to find a way or live with it,' before the screen faded to black and the credits rolled. Will this season of Taza World contiue this plotline?"
"Who are the new suitemates lined up for you and Taza this season?"
"Well, they won't be able to replace last season's, but currently we have three freshmen and three juniors lined up to be the new suitemates. You'll get to meet them during the season premeire of Taza World which starts tommorow. Guest starring John Travolta as Goldmember. Kidding."
"Is it true that you'll be wearing a jacket like that of the anime character Vash the Stampede from Trigun this season?"
"Yeah, the writers thought it would get in touch with those otaku fans out there or something. So you'll be seeing less of my pleather jacket and trench coat, and more of the Vash jacket."
"Will any Planet Lars characters guest star on Taza World?"
"More than likely. One has already been confirmed to appear in text-form, much like some character have the past few seasons."
"You don't see them, just the text they write in emails or chats. The producers save money by not actually having to pay the actors."
"What twists can we expect this season?"
"Sore wa himetsu desu."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Xellos catch phrase. 'It is a secret.'"
"Will Fish or Dunc have a more active role this season? We rarely saw them last season."
"There are scheduling conflicts, but we try out best."
"Will some things from past seasons such as paintball, lightsabre fights, the ALF costume, excessive silly string, and senseless car tricks return this season?"
"If we're lucky. We are bringing all the original cars up this season. Well, except the Riceburner, we'll have to settle for the Riceburner II there, along with the original Outrider, Nalia, and Slave One."
"Wasn't Nalia demolished during the Taza World movie this past summer?"
"It got better. If you remember, it showed up in the crossover episode of Planet Lars."
"Alright, one last question Mr. Lars. Are rumors of you and the girl from Smallville dating true?"
"Ah, bad luck then. Well, best of luck on the season 5 premiere tommorow. We're looking forward to it."
-Interview conducted by the Daily Stalker, August issue.