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• Mind without body
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• astronomical unit
• That would be me
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Solar Gravity Clock
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I never thought it would be like this
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Animals which may be immortal
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• atomic mass unit
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• eternity would be boring
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• solar mass
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• All units be advised
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Or at least it used to be
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Least Publishable Unit
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• earth gravity
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• IBM 2301 Drum Storage Unit
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• atomic units
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• Will I be given that chance?
• The rest of the room, which fades away
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Mississippi's Declaration of Secession
• Be honest with yourself
• Which way are you headed?
• Be Prepared
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Half-sour pickle
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• What Would Sensei Do?
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• I would like
• Be human
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's going to be fine
• Be As You Are
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I will be in my trailer!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
• be's
• She could be a businesswoman
• Much like what music wants to be
• cancel
• War in Middle Earth
• At the Earth's Core: Chapter 8
• Earth God
• Dragons of Earth
• A Message To The People Of Earth
• The largest desert on Earth
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• earth ground
• From the Earth to the Moon: 17: A Telegraphic Dispatch
• Earth Balance

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