Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "At least it wasn't Astronomical. Then it would be in units of Parsecs Solar masses Earth gravities/Joules (which cancel)"

• astronomical unit
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• eternity would be boring
• They knew what our pain would be.
• That I Would Be Good
• Where would America be without Canada?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I never thought it would be like this
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Animals which may be immortal
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Solar Gravity Clock
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• That would be me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Or at least it used to be
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• only then will we be safe from each other
• earth gravity
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• atomic mass unit
• Least Publishable Unit
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• solar mass
• She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are
• Which Washington would win in a fight? (e2poll)
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Just to see what it would be like
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Mind without body
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• All units be advised
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• what would it take to be serene again?
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If you would be so kind
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If you would be seated
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• South African Astronomical Observatory
• Be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Not to be taken internally
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Must be a lesbian

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