• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Next time you leave me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Somebody once asked me...
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• They asked me to write a letter
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They are telling me it is time to go
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Ask Me Why
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• let me ask (user)
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Hot pursuit
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• You say you love; but with a voice
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Feed Me
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Red Hat Standard Time
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• A good time
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• time sink
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Time for the Stars
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The Time Machine - Chapter 11
• electric butt scratcher
• This disgusting arrangement, time and the end
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• There's a time and a place
• Mean Time Between Failures
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• quality time
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Melody Time
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• pressed for time
• i know you are but what am i
• times at bat
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• but what's the moral of the story?
• Where are all the time travelers?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Old Time Fiddlers
• Rosemary and the Edges of Time
• This city is nothing but ornamental lights
• Time Soldiers
• The Girl that Time Forgot
• palindrome dates and times
• Time lags and inadequate economic data
• Star Control: Time Warp
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Was There a Time
• That's me inside your head
• In my spare time, I enjoy the occasional murder
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Running Out Of Time
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IX

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