Findings:

• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask me about Loom
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Trading weather for fun and profit
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• She asked me to read her a poem
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Math for Fun and Profit
• Tell me a story about trains
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Bustopher Jones: The Cat about Town
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• Snapchatting your attractive friends for fun and profit
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
• Dumpster diving for fun and profit
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Shooting yourself in the head for fun and profit
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me a story about brains
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Tell me a story about plains
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• There's something about cats... (category)
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Tell me a story about rains
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• I asked her not to forget me
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me about your faith
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• Digging your own grave for fun and profit
• Math for Fun and Profit: SOLUTION
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Tell me about your secret places
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Tell me a story about flowers
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• O tell me the truth about love
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• Tell me a story about clouds
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Don't tell me about her
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• show me what the world is all about
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Ask Me Why
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• let me ask (user)
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Somebody once asked me...
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask Me Anything
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• What a Shame About Me
• Doing drugs for fun and profit
• Renumbering dice for fun and profit
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Cutting off your feet for fun and profit
• My cat is ding dong ditching me
• Setting yourself on fire for fun and profit
• Trolling for fun and profit
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Patients or profit?
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine

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