Findings:
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Ask me about Loom
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- Dumpster diving for fun and profit
- Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Bustopher Jones: The Cat about Town
- Tell me about my contradictions
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Trolling for fun and profit
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- O tell me the truth about love
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- Don't tell me about her
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Math for Fun and Profit
- Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Ask Me Why
- Trading weather for fun and profit
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me about your secret places
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- Shooting yourself in the head for fun and profit
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Somebody once asked me...
- Tell me a story about elephants
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- let me ask (user)
- My cat is ding dong ditching me
- Math for Fun and Profit: SOLUTION
- Renumbering dice for fun and profit
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about brains
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- What a Shame About Me
- Tell me a story about clouds
- tell me a story about lesbians
- tell me a story about really being undead
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- They asked me to write a letter
- Cutting off your feet for fun and profit
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- The Truth About Cats and Dogs
- Tell me about your faith
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Doing drugs for fun and profit
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- A story about watertowers
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- You had me at hello
- human vision
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- Common Misconceptions about Wicca and Witchcraft
- let me show you it
- General sexuality newsgroup
- man when you are telling me how it was
- me and mr. wallace
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the Author
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- All About the Benjamins
- operating profit
- Most pernicious misconception about evolution
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Why I no longer care about pretty girls
- You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
- About the things you could not show her
- Feel, and slowly ask for sun
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Fritz the Cat
- Cat (user)
- Bornean bay cat
- 'fraidy cat
- Mouth full of cat hair
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- Nuclear Cats Get New Home
- Norwegian Forest Cat
- cat recipes
- Cats & Dogs
- How to clip a cat's claws
- Young Woman Holding a Black Cat
- cat eyes (user)
- cat women (user)
- Happy Fun Ball
- As much fun as watching paint dry
- mandatory fun
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- Getting teeth pulled is not fun
- Jacking car stereos for fun
- It's not you, it's me
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Cut me a switch, boy!
- Better him than me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- For me to hold
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- What is wrong with me?
- Bangor, Maine
- Comfort me
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- The things that get me (barely) through
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Let me count all the pieces
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- 80s music made me gay
- It's Time for Me to Die
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- He Hate Me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
- It could have been me
- That which does not kill me...
- Pedro and Me
- He brings me books like flowers
- Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- The man is bringing me down
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- Don't send me roses
- The wires hum me to sleep
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- Carl and me
- What I learned about myself this year, 1999
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- What to do about trolls
- My New York will die with me
- naive perceptions about software development
- Dont come near me. (user)
- Japanese Words About Gardens I
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
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