Findings:

• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• tell me a story about really being undead
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about clouds
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Ask me about Loom
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• O tell me the truth about love
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me about your secret places
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• What a Shame About Me
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• precision vs. accuracy
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• the one about the teddy bears
• Things everyone should know about cars
• 10 Misconceptions about Internet Graphic Design
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• This song I wrote about Sheila
• 10 Coolest Things About NJ
• All About Us
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• About Facts (user)
• About Pride and Butterfly Ashes
• The truth about life
• It is still hard to think about you without resorting to riddles and pointless pondering
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• Lies About My Shadow
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Porn industry
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• forgetting about real charisma
• stories about strangers
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Online information about breastfeeding for parents
• facts about capital punishment
• A debate about the possible merit and value of graffito tagging
• Smiling about memories
• I heard about it on the radio
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• Something was about to happen.
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• I'll tell you something
• What About Bob?
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Japanese Words About Gardens A-C
• messing about
• what's perfect about fall
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
• A different way of thinking about the stars
• There's something about a funeral
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
• 10 great things about pregnancy
• It's not about choice
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• i do not worry about
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• A story about Mia and stars

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