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• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
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• Is jessicapierce attempting to destroy everything with the help of Satan?
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• How would you understand?
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
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• The dog who would not come in
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• denial would serve for another day
• Only her hands would give her away
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• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
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• Would you like a cup of coffee?
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• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
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• A whimper would be fine
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• What would Nietzsche do?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
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• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• That would be me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Would you like to know more?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
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• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
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• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
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• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• What Would Buddha Do?
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• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• The dog who would not back off
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
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• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• What Would God Do?
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
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• I would like to bring you here
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Everything I say would make a good nodeshell
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• Help Me, Daddy
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• What Would You Do For a KlondikeŽ Bar?
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• If you would like to contact DMan
• Who Would True Valour See
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• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
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• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Piracy helps software companies
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Our Lady of Perpetual Help
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I would love to hold your hand.
• If only men would listen!
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• What would Machiavelli do?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I would like to buy you a drink
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Things to help mosquitos bite
• What Would Jesus Do?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• I did not say it would make sense
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• What Would the Community Think
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
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• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
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• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
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• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
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• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• The Help
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• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Half-sour pickle
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• if you weren't real I would make you up
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• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
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• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• What would you give your left arm for?
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I would do that for you
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• When I would muse in boyhood
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
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• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Words to help you remember how it feels

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