Findings:
- feline allergies
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- She said she loved me
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She Loves Me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She loved me for my maths
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Love me the way that I love you
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- Never Let Me Down Again
- These are the memories I never had
- she had mood ring eyes
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- O tell me the truth about love
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Why Do You Love Me?
- Jesus' blood never failed me yet
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- She works in mysterious ways
- any way, shape or form
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- They had been expecting me
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- Love Me Tender
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- She still has my Borges book
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- If you told me this never happened
- She Fucks Me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- She was so tall, and I was so in love
- You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
- The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- You've never had it so good
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- She Blinded Me With Science
- ME IN LOVE (user)
- Jesus loves me, right?
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Evolution has never been observed
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- What in the world has come over me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- She had the most wonderful grin in the world
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Somebody Loves Me
- Love letters to those along the way
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- They don't touch me the same way
- That one makes me scream, she said
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- She Will Have Her Way
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- love like you've never been hurt
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- The hardest breath she has
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- If you really loved me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- We never smile in a way that is not obsequious
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- Any song can be a love song
- She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- Never Had It So Good
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Jesus Loves Me
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- If No One Will Love Me
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- She looks at me and she laughs
- You say you love; but with a voice
- sky loves me (user)
- The Way I Love You
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- love me
- Pity Me, My Love
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- She has given up on shoes completely.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Never Knowing Quite What I Had
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- She is still undoing me.
- Loves me like a bottle
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Sea, I Love the Way You Tremble
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Nobody Loves Me
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
- Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- the way you don't look at me
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- She told me to say that
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- She approached me with some vague line
- Experience has made me bitter
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