Findings:

• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• A book has always been my best friend
• The life you can save
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Death has entered my life once more
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Ski piss
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• I can has cheezburger?
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• September has such a feeling
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• We Can Remember It For You Wholesale
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• The luxury of modernist movement we can remember fondly
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• Life has a price
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• Life has its course
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Your computer has been cracked
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• Attention has been paid
• It has not been a wonderful day
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• The weight has been lifted
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• As far as the eye can see
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• How can I see far?
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It's a wonderful life. I can prove it.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• MY life has no carrot
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Oceania has never been at war
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Evolution is only a theory
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• I may or may not have been naked
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I've been working on my homework
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)

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