• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I had been hungry all the years
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• you would have been
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• They had been expecting me
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I appear to have been misinformed
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• she had mood ring eyes
• she had already found her party
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• Cleopatra: She Whose Eyes Capsized a Thousand Ships
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• You stole what they would have given you
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• The dog who would not beg
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• would you place bets on my heart
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• been through the fire
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• I Had No Right
• boss i wish you had told me
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• had better
• If I had $1,000,000
• If I had a penis
• She is why God is God.
• Is she really going out with him?
• How she saw the moon
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She only wants me for sex
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• Absentmindedly she
• She knows no truth except her own.
• A recursively enumerable set whose complement is also recursively enumerable is recursive
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• Because that would make sense
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• When I would muse in boyhood
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The Brothers Marx would favour this option.
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• The software hath been released
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Never Been Kissed
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Chicago Cubs
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• My mistress had a little dog
• When I was young Time had no wings
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Anecdotes
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• She told me to say that
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• She is the ocean.
• Three years she grew in sun and shower
• She sketched on paper napkins
• Isn't she a little young?
• the way she wears her weary
• At night, she still believes in him
• she looks smilingly towards the future
• You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
• She is the prettiest ebola
• she blows a virtual kiss to the net of ether
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• The Old Woman Whose Rolling Pin Is The Sun
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Who Would True Valour See
• I would like to bring you here
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• Cub Scouts
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• I just had this thought of summer past
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The Fun They Had
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• She approached me with some vague line
• I knew she wasn't faking
• The vacuum she left
• She makes my teeth naked
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• She stood on my feet; and we danced
• Things She Carried
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She wanted to go to Paris
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• and she is a martyr
• she sail

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