• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• They will not be named!
• So you wanna be a hacker
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• I wanna be your dog
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They Might Be Giants
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Automobile tire pressure
• play dumb
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Things never were what they used to be
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• I wanna be a hero
• There are times when they seem to be right
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• begging to be loved
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• Empty Desires Left to be Filled
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Be Book
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• how to be a friend
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Signs must be loud
• Cruel to Be Kind
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Where's the kaboom?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Be a Great You
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Hot pursuit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Easier to be gay
• you pretend to be the moon
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• No place I'd rather be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• So you want to be a composer
• nasty pizza toppings
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• First They Took Away Napster
• They shall not pass
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Be careful what you wish for
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Be our drone
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• How to be an improv musician
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I'll be your fantasy
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• it's expensive to be poor
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• Nasty Graendal (user)
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• They Have a Word for It
• And They Didn't Die
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• They All Laughed
• They Hunger For Nodes (document)
• I like my breasts the way they are
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• I Don't Wanna Leave You On The Farm
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Chant and be Happy

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