Findings:

• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• sky loves me (user)
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• c me not (user)
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• he calls me girly (user)
• frell me dead
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• remember me (user)
• Give me your knees
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• let me speak (user)
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• Army Ants
• Regiments of the British Army
• Popski's Private Army
• Epitaph on an Army of Mercenaries
• Army of Lovers
• This man's army
• Young Doctor Korgon's penisoid army
• Quincy, M.E.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Tell me a story about elephants
• stop picking on me
• Don't call me white
• Computers are holding me hostage
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Do you think you could love me now?
• The muffins are talking to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I thought you loved me
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Though you can tell me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Next time you leave me
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Same birthday as me
• People just expect things from me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• Remembering you and me
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• 'Twixt You and Me
• What my mother taught me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• Abide With Me
• Liver, come back to me
• Hold me
• You wouldn't recognize me
• sk8rbabe gtta luv me (user)
• Arrr, I `ave a dreamlog, me harties
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• give me the truth or nothing
• Tell me a story about brains
• call me hiroshima
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• please let me in (user)
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Alone For Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Pay me for the door repair charge
• Tell me a story about mains
• Color Me Clean
• Meal, ready to eat
• Grand Army of the Republic
• In the Army Now
• Singapore Army
• Mehdi Army
• John Brown's Army
• Give me a break!
• Please help me!
• Follow Me 'Ome
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• When your presents give me hives
• Noli me tangere
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I know they are watching me
• Don't call me Asian
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
• I wish you would talk to me
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• They Know Me
• Hurt me plenty
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
• Books made me a person
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• She Fucks Me
• Release Me
• That which does not kill me...
• Make me care
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• Year that Trembled and Reel'd Beneath Me
• Bad for me
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• Mes fleurs
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• me too (user)
• Summer wrote me a letter yesterday
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• Dont come near me (user)
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• Arizona to Marion, and To Me
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• legend of me (user)
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• let me ask (user)
• man when you are telling me how it was
• gwapo me (user)
• can you get enough of me?
• My backyard considers me
• The king is to me
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• She Blinded Me With Science
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• blue skies smile at me, blue skies inside my mind
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• The Canadian Army
• Oliver's Army
• Armies in the Fire
• decimating an army
• Royal Army Medical Corps
• Commander-in-Chief of the British Army
• anarchist army
• /me
• why me?
• Speak To Me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• GP, are you with me?
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about

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