Findings:

• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Me! (user)
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• what my parents taught me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Don't quote me on that
• get off me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• where does that leave me?
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Can You Fill Me In?
• hold me tighter
• Killing Me Softly
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• You say you want to help me
• Call if you need me
• Miss Cleo let me down
• feline allergies
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• You will not remember me at all
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Pedro and Me
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Singing softly to me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Punish me with kisses
• You Bring Life to Me
• It does not sing for me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• another me (user)
• All around me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• who me (user)
• Lie to Me
• Read Me (collaboration)
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Trust in Me
• Me versus Mental Health Problems
• Me, on a stage, fighting
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about plains
• Fold Me Up
• bite me
• Come to Me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• away from me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• A Woman Waits for Me
• Tomorrow Belongs to Me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Here's my number, call me
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Fuck me boots
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• The Devil made me do it
• Me representing William Borah
• All of Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Not Youth Pertains to Me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Join me
• So much it scares me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• let me love you (user)
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Kiss me once and never again
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• College sucked for me too
• Greyhound, carry me home
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• She asked me to read her a poem
• just kidding
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Know me better, and love me better
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• See Me Through Part II
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• May those who are born after me
• Jesus Loves Me
• Me and My Egg Roll
• People confuse me
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• The radios are talking to me again
• Thinking distracts me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
• Take Me Back to Tech
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• this city wasn't built for me
• DCyes its me (user)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• ;me (user)
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Dance Me Outside
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Love Me Tender
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Let me dream if I want to
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Help Me, Daddy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• They love me in San Francisco
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• For me, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Pencil me in for next Tuesday
• Tell me a secret.

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