It used to be full of stars, but now I'm full of scars.
Somewhere near April Trolls Day I got lost in:
AOL Delinquent Wrestlemania X7 Quotes from sleeping people Julius Caesar II.iii American Pie The Marty McKolskey Incident E2 Sarcasm FAQ How to create a Handle (Nickname) AOL Keyword: Slashdot Chaos Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Political correctness Devotion Pinocchio: Chapter 32 Monkey! Bat! Robot Hat! Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin April Fools' Day in Iraq rumor ha ha only serious I have no faith in your God Verbing weirds language Speak the Speech XP bones Catalepsy Link and Link Give me head or the monkey gets spanked Jedi Knight One of these days the cops will catch up with me draugr Lemniscate Lock, stock and barrel St. Augustine, Florida Fahrenheit 9/11 Hey, faggot! 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Online flirting will send you straight to hell Other Users cam whore redboot enthusiastic What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands Choke cursing April 11, 2003 sumbit Butterfinger McFlurry e You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down AOL chat Frankie Goes to Hollywood May 22, 2006 Gods Mantits Wikipedian April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died Mrs. Robinson public radio You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass opcode AOL! Fadeless All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick! the Borg speak Latin My bathroom is a sensory deprivation chamber It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train Operation Mindfuck No More AOL CDs Rancid PickleApril Fool's Day Editor Log: June 2003 trolling 61 things to do with an AOL CD amphetamine alt.syntax.tactical March 20, 2007 Strom Thurmond #everything pope Kingdom Hearts South Bend, Indiana Stile Slashdot Fun with AOL say! Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives Epicenter The Stile Project An open letter to DMan John McCain Church of the Subgenius Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: abiessu Go stick your head in a pig triumvirate I traded nut shots with a biker named JD 0wn Nanosecond Terri Schiavo Out of the Silent Planet rhyme Nathan, This Is Unacceptable The Gallic Wars Book 1 Chapter 18 Lent Britney Spears Little bubble worlds IOU How many ways can you say "vinegar"? Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels paraphrase Botan Rice Candy Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Noung April Trolls Day #everything IRC log The War Room What is edev? Wharfinger Pages of Cool for April 2001 April Fools' RFCs The Battle of Evermore Society of United Irishmen Guru load Suggestions for E2 AOL You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine! Let the Right One In Bad teenage poetry Editor Log: April 2001 argument serial adder softlink Things that have never been said in the entire history of man Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten E2 Lag Reduction Suggestions for Noders April 1, 2004 Perite The Poe Toaster Drambuie Karl Marx must have had a lousy job give head Everything Rumors Can I watch you read? A Serious Proposal to the Ladies Instant Karma Impersonation Sympathy for the Downvoter Morbid Angel GTKY September 11, 2005 Edit these E2 titles newbie All Fools' Day disarray dis malware April angry Is there a kind of information you're better off not having? The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled! GodLargo The Producers Biochemistry relax April 1, 2001 Angels Fallen Angel Has EDB finally attained consciousness? 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Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio Our sensei Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn hardlink HateQuest 2006 1337 February 3, 2002 E2 is unfriendly to New Order webpage Tomfoolery April Trolls Day II - Electric Boogaloo Captain Kangaroo Gallic Wars Gamaliel Windows XP easter eggs Heroes of Destiny Another pack of charming young boys This is how the world ends: a love story Dem Bones I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) gravastar Getting drunk with editor powers Lincoln's April Fools' letter to Mrs. Browning, April 1, 1838 If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day I H4XX0RED E2!! Bulletman January 30, 2006 Borg A Modest Video Game Proposal August 12, 2002 Sylvar How to hide your hard disk porn stash If an E2 user called you, what would you say? Everything2 in the Pages of Cool January 8, 2001 If you would like to contact DMan North Cascades National Park there's a spider in my keyboard Server Time I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology! Melissa walks naked and petrified Unforeseen consequences of the evil AOL instant messenger graphical smileys Instant Messenger War 6502 instructions Everything2 as a community betta I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. 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