It used to be full of stars, but now I'm full of scars.
Somewhere near April Trolls Day I got lost in:
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Getting drunk with editor powers wit Heroes of Destiny I traded nut shots with a biker named JD eponymous newbie one name phenomenon Sympathy for the Downvoter Go stick your head in a pig Morbid Angel Grow up cursing If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day Guru GTKY Stanford Prison experiment Daylight Saving Time Speak the Speech Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Noung How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel? naked and petrified softlink Nathan, This Is Unacceptable That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid IOU Operation Mindfuck This is how the world ends: a love story The Stile Project Nanosecond HateQuest 2006 Frankie Goes to Hollywood EDB It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train The gods You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine! The "How many partners have you had" question Diary of an AOL user AOL is not the Internet April Fools' Day Removing AOL Instant Messenger from your Mac Choke Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below April 1, 2001 GP Stile Quotes from sleeping people Mrs. Robinson Instant Karma Link and Link If an E2 user called you, what would you say? The desire to communicate whilst fucked up The Great Grand E2 Book Lotto Bad teenage poetry Little bubble worlds How to hide your hard disk porn stash You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with leet speak Epicenter Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Gamaliel Catalepsy Gorky's Zygotic Mynci Dem Bones John McCain Sylvar Self-referential nostalgia of questionable historical value Karl Marx must have had a lousy job r00t Fallen Angel AOL How to create a Handle (Nickname) #everything Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: RACECAR Lent enthusiastic Fun with AOL say!0wn You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. 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Verbing weirds language The Gods Must Be Crazy angry Note to self: Ignore the troll Give me head or the monkey gets spanked February 3, 2002 Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia Server Time April Fool's Day April 1, 2004 Civil War Chaos Slashdot The Battle of Evermore Fahrenheit 9/11 Maladroit Hey, faggot! March 20, 2007 Not reading a string in C Flood Lemniscate Median Node-Fu Product American Pie rumor April Nodeshell as a term has got to go Wharfinger The Producers A Modest Video Game Proposal SciFiQuest 3008 April Fools' RFCs Monkey! Bat! Robot Hat! load argument April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died ha ha only serious Another pack of charming young boys Magnetar Impersonation Rednecks hating Canada In the Event of an Actual Emergency there's a spider in my keyboard serial adder AOL Time Warner The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled! edev: Vote and Cool opcode bugs Goth D-Man Noder Beat Captain Kangaroo draugr public radio Jedi Knight relax The End Our sensei kick January 8, 2001 Mea Culpa Terri Schiavo Everything Purity Test paraphrase Instant Messenger War I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology! right April 1, 2005 The Marty McKolskey Incident Caffeine crash What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands Has EDB finally attained consciousness? I have no faith in your God GamerTag August 12, 2002 e April Trolls Day #everything IRC log If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly! 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You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down people cannot understand sarcasm Capital punishment denies citizens basic human rights Editor Log: April 2001 Editor Log: April 2009 Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock. Botan Rice Candy Anemotis Everything2 as a communityHack Can I watch you read? Rich Hall Melissa walks The Changing Of The Guard Zoq-Fot-Pik hardlink Everything2 WAP access redboot pooter Everything2 Easter Eggs School bus drivers who drive too slow FTC Church of the Subgenius gravastar May 22, 2006 Dinosaurs in the Bible I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky? July 29, 2001 The Poe Toaster One of these days the cops will catch up with me Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio January 30, 2006 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) Oil Can Boyd Windows XP easter eggs April 11, 2003