Where did I put that?
Somewhere near April Trolls Day I got lost in:
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D-Man paraphrase Roswell I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) 1337 Jon Katz lock pooter My bathroom is a sensory deprivation chamber Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle Maladroit r00t Captain Kangaroo April is the cruellest month April Trolls Day III - The Day the Music Died Dem Bones Pinocchio: Chapter 32 The Marty McKolskey Incident troll Church of the Subgenius kick Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio HateQuest 2006 Morbid Angel Link and Link What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands St. Augustine, Florida edev: Vote and Cool opcode bugs Rancid Pickle Mrs. Robinson amphetamine malware Rebirth in Arles Caffeine crash webpage How to hide your hard disk porn stashEdit these E2 titles sumbit January 30, 2006 public radio AOL Editor Log: June 2003 triumvirate Ah, the distrust I have fostered. 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The Producers Everything2 Easter Eggs If you would like to contact DMan I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky? One of these days the cops will catch up with me April 1, 2004 John McCain The Poe Toaster furry Noder Beat opcode E2 is unfriendly to New Order Grow up Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin The "How many partners have you had" question Everything2 as a community GTKY Mea Culpa Everything2 in the Pages of Cool E2 Public Relations Issues Gorky's Zygotic Mynci Bulletman False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury AOL Keyword: Slashdot Political correctness Has EDB finally attained consciousness? You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with Everything2 as a 300 pound kitten Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: eponymous bones Verbing weirds language newbie Gods Oil Can Boyd What is edev? cursing The End #everything Civil War Bad teenage poetry Dinosaurs in the Bible Botan Rice Candy AOL Time Warner The Gods Must Be Crazy Nanosecond Things that have never been said in the entire history of man No More AOL CDs one name phenomenon Debauchery Jedi Knight Zoomcakes betta Gallic Wars How to create a Handle (Nickname) Everything2 Help A Thousand Points of Light Speak the Speech right cam whore Monkey! Bat! Robot Hat! Wharfinger Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Lometa Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: abiessu Melissa walks Let the Right One In Zoq-Fot-Pik Rednecks hating Canada How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel? The gods January 8, 2001 If an E2 user called you, what would you say?