Soooo sometimes my girlfriend likes to bite my
butt--not hard enough to hurt or anything, but the disconcerting thing is that sometimes
afterwards she gamely informs me that she'd love to make a
pot roast out of my butt. Sometimes she'll notice my butt as I bend over to pluck a weed or get something from a low drawer and, as she walks by, she'll squeal out "pot roast!!" And then, with a
wink, "yum yum!!"
That would be enough, but last week we were gazing lovingly into each others' eyes, and suddenly she breathlessly whispered, "you have such beautiful
eyes, I'd love to make a pair of
earrings out of them." And I was like, "um, okeeeey." And then, just this morning, we were just sort of
sleeping in and
snuggling, and she dreamily mumbled, "it'd be so nice to make a
blanket from your
skin." I mentioned this later, and she amended her desire to "a
snuggee" because "it would already have the
sleeves."
I mean, I know she's just
kidding around but.... wait, she
is just kidding around, right?