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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Apparently , I'd been watching too many movies when I wrote this..."

• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you've been away from home too long
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• Movies that should have been books first
• I've been a wild rover for many a year, and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer...
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• too many men on the ice
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Too many secrets
• Error: Too many errors
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• I'd like some dreams too
• Too many mes
• When words mean too much
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I've been a woman for too long
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• We get too tense when we drive
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Too Many Daves
• I have too many clothes
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Days when art is too much to bear
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• I want many things
• How many keys on a piano?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Book of Hy Many
• I know how many there are.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Making the Movies VI Hiring Players Free for the Movies
• Making the Movies XXXVI The Movie Soldier and His Work
• Too Much Joy
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Too much bandwidth
• Weekends are far too short
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• kitchen appliances are computers too
• Too much beauty
• Those Who Forget
• Tea Too
• College sucked for me too
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• Dance like no one is watching
• And Dawn a Watching of the Windowed Sky
• when
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When I left my girl
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Who what when where why & how
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When I was five
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• Paris... When it Sizzles!
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• i construct our fiery demise when the time is right and i take.
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• Why I Wrote The Yellow Wallpaper?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• He'd been to college and wanted to win an argument.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I'd elope if I were you
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Many happy returns of the day
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• Many histories interpretation
• How many elephants
• House of Many Ways
• Making Movies
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• Becoming a top martial arts exponent (like in the movies)
• Your God Is Too Small
• Too long without touch
• Too Orangey for Crows
• Sometimes I think this life is too easy
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Too Much of Heaven
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• As exciting as watching grass grow
• standing off to the side of the lobby, watching the hostess adjust her hair
• watching (user)
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• Where people go when people die
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• When should a firm stop production?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When your fireworks are shooting stars
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When night taught you to let light talk
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When the Frost is on the Punkin
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?

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