An attempted revision of English. Now clearly failed, it was never popular.

The basic idea was that we use a much too complicated language. It attempted to simplify both grammar and spelling.

No case. No gender. Reduced plurals. No word over ten (anze) letter long.

no capitals.

no k, q, w, x, or y (as consonant).

ta"ces ti'm too get oosed too it...

Lawrence Meissner, ho' invent, ask us to' ryt to' es congres and es senator to' hav offisi'aly adoptd as second la"ng.

Note that I am not fluent in it, and my above paragraph no doubt has mistakes in it.