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• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Marry Me a Little
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• I hope I get old before I die.
• So much it scares me
• Get it off me!
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Why do you want to get married?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• clowns scare me
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• get off me
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• marry me and you'll be safe
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I always wanted to get married one day
• who me (user)
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Get Behind Me Satan
• May those who are born after me
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• (Come get me).
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• hope I die before I get old
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• can you get enough of me?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Marry Me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• Before Me
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• The Hare Who Got Married
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• How to scare a little kid with religion
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Before you, there was me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• let me know who you are now.
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• fuck me and marry me young
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Gravity really gets me down
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Little Britches Rodeo
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• O Little Town of Bethlehem
• Love, it's who you know.
• The Little Ghost
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Big Little Baby
• Who's Got The Crack
• Hey hey little playmate
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• Two people who are not touching
• Ninjai: The Little Ninja
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
• who knows_root (category)
• The Little Peasant
• Who are you?
• Little roosters
• The Pinochet Tapes: September 11, 1973 - Who's Who
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• My Little Zygote
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• The Ballad of Little Musgrave
• Bitch Quest 2009 - Who's the Bitch?
• Those little marks on the wall
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• A little knowledge is a dangerous thing
• What a dumb little martian
• Try A Little Tenderness
• reader, i married him
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Excuse me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Better him than me
• Stay here with me
• Damn poem still haunts me
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• Please Kill Me
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• What the rocks taught me
• Me, with the goddamn piccolo!
• Me Chinese

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