Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Any ripples I create (if there are any) won't be felt until after I'm dead"

• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
• I'm not drinking any more
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Any song can be a love song
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• No time of any kind
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• Constructions for dividing a segment at any integer ratio
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• I can't find the any key
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Beautiful, in that way that space and any measure of emptiness is beautiful
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Militant fuckers of any sort
• Convert any number to decimal
• God ain't giving out any hints
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Eat any good books lately?
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I can quit any time I want
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
• Any wise and wintry thing
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• What life after death will really be like
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• I was never any good at maths at school
• the words I'm after
• How to Play any Guitar Chord
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Got any ID please?
• A Jared by any other name
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• How to turn any number into a 9
• The square root of any prime number is irrational
• To a beautiful woman without any ketchup
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• justify any of this (user)
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• because I have given up any care
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• anies (user)
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• In four dimensions, any closed loop of one-dimensional string is equivalent to an unknot.
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Any house can become a prison
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Any User (user)
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Pick a card, any card
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• any way, shape or form
• At least things can't get any worse
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• Any Given Sunday
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• To Any Reader
• Any Mick'll Do
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• How to solve any number sequence puzzle
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• Is There Life After High School?
• How to learn any skateboarding trick
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Grated Fezilla and green olives add the perfect zing to any old pasta dish!
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• As any fool can plainly see
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Lil Kid any werrr (user)
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Any Mouse (user)
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Any (user)
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Gym equipment

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