I was in the Thai House in Des Moines, IA, trying to order some hot food. Having moved to the midwest from Albuquerque several months before, I found myself jonesing for something really hot. I asked the waitress, an 80-year-old grandmother, if looks could be believed, what was the hottest thing she had. She recommended the "Diablo Chicken Angry Dish". This sounded right up my alley, so I ordered it. My response was that obviously reserved for those who have never eaten hot food in their lives (most Iowa natives). She said "You know, Angry Dish burn twice?" I thought about it for a second, and nodded my head with a knowing wink. And it *did* burn twice.