• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• if kisses were horses
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Newington Butts
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Cigarette butts wasted after nights of contemplation.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• A Brief History of Japanese Brush Calligraphy
• family history
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose: Sixth Principle
• Isaac Asimov's Future History
• Progressive History X
• A brief history of the IEEE
• How to write a history term paper
• The High History of the Holy Graal
• A Rhyming History of Britain: 55 B.C.-A.D. 1966
• History of the Westminister Assembly of Divines: Chapter One
• English History: Accession of King John
• A little history on the word lie.
• The History of Mars
• First kiss
• mermaid kisses
• Kafka's written kisses
• Never Been Kissed
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• Kiss me once and never again
• ice cream kiss
• Rhino Records
• MD record
• Real World Records
• Akashic Records
• The Artist - Record Company Relationship
• Daemon Records
• Mammoth Records
• IRS Records
• Playing a phonograph record
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• If All the World Were Paper
• If This Were a Movie
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• I wish it were raining
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• As it were
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It's a beautiful day, but the smog's back
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Burmese Butt Blaster
• History is a lie; fiction is the only truth
• History of the GNU Software Project and the Free Software Foundation
• The History of Condoms
• Monks of History
• A Brief History of Radio
• History of Photography
• Progressive History XXX
• The History of Film in Hungary
• Reformation History 5: 1570-1600
• Make Poverty History Nodermeet: Subverting Social Justice agendas all in the name of a partay!
• English History: The Provisions of Oxford and Westminster
• A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
• The Long Kiss Goodnight
• Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Castlevania: Dracula X
• I will kiss her blemish
• A kiss is contemplated
• last first kiss
• the kiss of Poseidon
• Metropolis Records
• gold record
• Turnbuckle Records
• record player
• Yoyo Records
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• Solid State Records
• Not verifying information
• List of recorded anomalies in T-9000 operation (partial)
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Would you know if you were insane?
• We're the Replacements
• It hurt when we were pruned
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• You Were The Fool
• If there were no birds
• We're screwed, my friends
• If we were ghosts
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• we're cool
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• But who codes the coders?
• Butt weld
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Damn everything but the circus!
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• ass butt (user)
• But life is subjective.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• History Repeats Itself
• Field Museum of Natural History
• A short history in a long scar
• History of Beer Brewing
• Family History Scroll
• The History of Borland Delphi
• French History
• One Foot in History
• A History of the Bath
• On The Use And Abuse Of History For Life

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