Findings:

• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• if kisses were horses
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• If we're such good friends
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• but not this Sunday
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
• Buts (user)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Burmese Butt Blaster
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• History
• Shocker paintball marker
• A Brief History of New York City's Early Graffiti
• Idea for a Universal History with Cosmopolitan Purpose: Eighth Principle
• History, Progress, and Future of Artificial Intelligence
• Slashdot History of the World
• German History
• The fabric of history woven with the threads of revolution
• The role of the sword in Japanese history
• Brazilian History
• English history
• English History: The road to Magna Carta
• A Short History of Progress
• A short history of United States government efforts to combat the Great Recession
• kiss in the dawn
• Punishing Kiss
• Quebecois kiss
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Kiss Me, Kate
• How to kiss like a ninja
• A time to kiss
• Over the high-rise of this city we kissed, over the high-rise of this city we jumped to our deaths
• bright orange kiss
• Motown Records
• X25 record
• damnfine records
• How to set up and record an EEG
• race records
• The Defective Record
• Australia censured for human rights record
• Hush Records
• If my life were an arcade game
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• the words were enough
• November 4, 1995
• If Jesus were alive today
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• You were always so good to me
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• the stars were falling just for him
• but
• answer: all but two
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Beer butt chicken
• Trust but verify
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• but (user)
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• Future History
• Irish History
• The Wall Chart of World History
• Making History
• Beothuk History
• Recent American History
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Everything Quest - WWII history
• Canela history
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• case history
• English History: Norman feudalism
• Ecclesiastical History Society
• Chinese History (user)
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Chocolate Almond Kiss
• The Kiss
• Helping people cheat
• An unfinished kiss leaves a taste that is hard to get rid of
• My first kiss, breasts and religion
• Kiss Me, Judas
• kiss my brilliant daughter, my homeborn son
• Tooth and Nail Records
• Voyager Golden Record
• Record of Lodoss War: Chronicles of the Heroic Knight
• Record Ron's
• Chainsaw Records
• Shady Records
• Deep Elm Records
• track record
• Those were the days
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• you were reasonable
• Two peanuts were walking down the street
• When we were little kids, running
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• We were the young lovers before despair
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• We're both tops
• Where were you?
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?

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