Findings:
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- let her take me, feed on me, devour me
- This node was made for you and me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I was a homeless bum
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- She was watching me and I didn't know it.
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She just looks at me
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- Just Me (user)
- The full moon made me do it
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Take it from me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- People just expect things from me
- Dai-Un made me do it!
- My wife made me sexy!
- take me away
- She told me to say that
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- She loves me, she loves me not
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Before you, there was me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- I was me before being me was cool.
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Take me to the bridge
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Come on Take Me for a Ride
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- her arms around me
- Just Let Me Breathe
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- 80s music made me gay
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Can You Take Me Back
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- Calgon, take me away
- Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- Experience has made me bitter
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- Take Me Back to Tech
- She kills me
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- She is still undoing me.
- I still wear the bracelet you made me
- Take Me Down
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- She said she loved me
- Take Me As I Am
- She Fucks Me
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- She Blinded Me With Science
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- That one makes me scream, she said
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- She approached me with some vague line
- bare with me
- You say you love; but with a voice
- She loved me for my maths
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- She only wants me for tech support
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- she, he, and me
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- There was no one waiting for me...
- She misses me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- Just don't expect me to understand
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Take On Me
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- She looks at me and she laughs
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