• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Put up or shut up
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• People have fucked up before
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Put up a beef
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Put up a holler
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• Baptist fear of dancing
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• because I have given up any care
• Put up a sucker's holler
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Things people put up their butts
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Rode hard and put up wet
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• May I Have This Dance?
• putt
• Put it on
• Put the slough on
• Put that in your pipe and smoke it
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• two handed put
• Up All Night
• Surf's Up
• Dummy up
• Jump Up! Records
• Wake up!
• When you wake up feeling old
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Cut The (idea) Technique up
• My Heart Leaps Up
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Giving up Smoking
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• How to set up and record an EEG
• "Shut up," he explained
• 19 miles up and falling
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Rise Up O Men of God
• chin up
• Stand Up for Judas
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• I Blew Up The United States
• Blowing up a car
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• Ending Up In Edinburgh
• All Shook Up
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• Bringing Up Father
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Here We Have Idaho
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Till We Have Faces
• I have spent all night paging you
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• The path we have been walking
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• When living we have need of Death
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Names have been changed
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Put the finger on
• Things not to put on T-Shirts
• Put your head between your knees and kiss your arse goodbye
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Putts (user)
• Pump Up the Volume
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Junked up
• How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
• pick up line
• I like to take up space
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Fucked up Facts from History
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• The writeups you own end up owning you
• This end up
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Growing up Skipper
• Heads Up 7up
• Untucked button up shirts
• round up
• The things you own end up owning you
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• Blowing up computer chips
• Muck Up Day
• the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• piss up
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• The Pick Up Line
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Fire up the Quattro — it's time for change
• You have a big finger
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I don't have a television set
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I would like to have emotions
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes

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