Findings:
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- We had no bait but our tongues
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Being a dickhead
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- But can a robot love.
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Make a break
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- like you're blind but still can see
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- There is no god but God
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Depressing but probably true rules of life
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I'm not racist but...
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- You can, but you may not
- Damn everything but the circus!
- You can run, but you can't hide
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- Close, but no cigar
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- make or break
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- make before break
- break before make
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- we can give up, but the world never will
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- No, but I'll have a beer
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Make and break
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- I never bend what I can break
- I'm not homophobic but...
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Only perfection can break your heart
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Tanks But No Tanks
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- no ideas but in things
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- There is no dream but this.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
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