• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Knoist and his Three Sons
• Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• One hour there was sunlight
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• Round the Moon: 14: The Night of Three Hundred and Fifty-Four Hours and a Half
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• He flops over and bonks his head
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates III
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• More than he was willing to give
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• His version was better
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• This was their finest hour
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He weaves his words
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I married him because he was not mean
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I was invisible beside you
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• Wenatchee, Washington
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• Cain was the first technologist
• How the Earth was destroyed
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I was adored once too
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• Li He
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• It was a start
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• He (user)
• and with that, the final word was written
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• The turkey, he faint
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• He has spit in my coat
• What's he building in there?
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Bless his Heart
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• His Toniness
• Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons II
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The Arbor, Mistrust and Timorous, Misses his roll
• Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
• Red Ghost and His Super-apes
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IV
• George W. Bush and His Foray into Nuclear Physics
• he'd spent years with his cheeks pressed against glass
• Harry Sells His Soul
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• Open All Hours
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• Rush Hour 2
• This is the Hour
• canker sore
• Three Kings
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Three
• Three Domains
• The Book of Three
• What can you get for three cents?
• Winter's Tale V.iii
• title three of the Helms-Burton Act
• The Three Supreme Prisoners of the Island of Britain
• Three Elect
• Three Faithless Wives of the Island of Britain
• Three Rivers
• Three in the Morning
• Quadratic approximation in three variables
• Three Augusts
• Three Dreams, One Weekend
• one two three not it
• Until

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