Findings:
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Tell him, she told me
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- That one makes me scream, she said
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- She just looks at me
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- She told me to say that
- She doesn't need me anymore
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- it's just one of those nights..
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- God probably doesn't exist
- just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- Make me one of you
- boss i wish you had told me
- She kills me
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- The stone that told me
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- A chorus of phones each time she calls
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- She loved me for my maths
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- each flake a cold kiss she brushes off
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- give me one night to show the savage
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- you're the only one who doesn't know
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- They don't touch me the same way
- Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
- Be a model or just look like one
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Each One Teach One
- Just call me fluffy
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Politics and Porn are one and the same
- She approached me with some vague line
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Let's get just one thing straight
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- One Node to Rule Them All
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- she, he, and me
- The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- She Loves Me
- The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
- She only wants me for tech support
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Dr Pepper imitations
- just hold me, and let me weep
- lies the cheesemonger told me
- My aunt doesn't like them
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- He and she are one
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Same birthday as me
- It kills me to watch them go
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- She was watching me and I didn't know it.
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- just one second hold (user)
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- Lies my physicists told me
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- If God doesn't exist, is everything permitted?
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- If No One Will Love Me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Lies My Teacher Told Me
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- She only wants me for sex
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- People just expect things from me
- We're one, but we're not the same
- they're all the same except for me
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- Each one has their own story
- One of each
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just Let Me Breathe
- Make me one with everything
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- She just sat there
- Just Me (user)
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- She said she loved me
- Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
- the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- it's just me (user)
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