And God Created Woman...
...And she was good.
And she had three breasts....
...And they we're good...
And god said unto woman:

'If you could change somthing about yourself, what would it be?'

And Woman replied:

'Uhhh... I'd like to get rid of this middle tit...'

AND IT WAS DONE!
AND WOMAN HAD TWO BREASTS!
...And they were good.
And Woman said unto god:

'Ummm... God?'

And God said:

'Yes... my child?'

And woman retorted, with the third breast in her hand:

'What do you want me to do with this extra tit?'

And God Created Man




So now you know why men like womans breasts so much - after all there just gitting back with there family!

Of note: A friend told this to me, I though it funny.
Of a 2nd note: Microsoft Word 97 dose not consider "Brests" a mispelling.

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