Findings:
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- The Canadians are smuggling toxic waste back into America
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
- I needed clever hands, an ear to whisper into
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- I hope you'd never understand
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- So I went, into the field of macaroni
- never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
- Two Embryos Went Into a Church
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- The only date I never went on
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Swimming pool injury
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- Crossings: A White Man's Journey into Black America
- May 25, 2011
- May 13, 2012
- Tomorrow Never Dies
- I'm never watching the Today Show again
- Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
- The train never did come that day
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It's obvious you've never owned a penis
- Never Give an Inch
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
- Never light a bowl with a white lighter
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- Never Had It So Good
- I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
- u'll never know me (user)
- Never forget your towel
- Warez Doodz don't understand Free Software
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- Corrections Corporation of America
- The sky tried sunny went back to grey
- Latin America
- And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
- Radio Free America
- Board Gamers Association of America
- Reagan Youth
- The freedom to express dissent in America
- Rotary Youth Exchange
- War and the United States of America
- This Is America, Charlie Brown
- Motorsports Hall of Fame of America
- America: love it, or leave it
- Emily Bronte's North America
- Indigenous people of South America
- Burger King fries
- Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
- ear infection
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- tin ear
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- seal clubbing
- urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
- fading into oblivion
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
- Green into yellow into orange, like leaves
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Bronwyn's Lament
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Getting Into the Groove
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- Lip flap
- The same black hair, the same red lips
- Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
- Reclaim The Streets, London May 1st 2000
- Dream Log: May 14, 2000
- May 28, 2000
- The Third of May, 1808
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- Editor Log: May 1, 2001
- Dream Log: May 13, 2001
- May 28, 2001
- Devil May Cry
- Dream Log: May 8, 2002
- Dream Log: May 25, 2002
- President George W. Bush's speech aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
- E2 News - May 27, 2003 (document)
- Dream Log: May 6, 2004
- Dream Log: May 29, 2004
- Dream Log: May 9, 2005
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- May 15, 2006
- May 1, 2007
- May 28, 2007
- May 20, 2008
- May 10, 2009
- May 4, 2010
- May 21, 2011
- The Mad Weeks of May
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- May 24, 2012
- I think that I shall never see
- Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of quarter-inch tapes
- The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
- Now or Never
- We never danced
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Who never lost, are unprepared
- Why I never became a Geologist
- What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
- Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Dr. Sam Becket never returned home
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
- understand
- Americans can't understand Communism
- Confederate States of America
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I Hear America Singing
- My Cybernetic implant went missing in action
- Angels In America
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- Declaration of War by the United States of America against Japan
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- America's Best Comics
- On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
- Celebrate America
- In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
- National Day of Prayer Proclamation by the President of the United States of America, 2002
- Paul America
- Saying "United States of America" in various languages
- Dickens' America: Epilogue and Special Features
- America Hoffman
- All the boys are named Ronald Reagan. All the girls are named Sarah Palin. FOR AMERICA.
- Tastee Burger
- Burger King crown
- diminishing returns for the ears and soul
- War of Jenkins' Ear
- golden ear
- Spock Ears
- Out of the blue and into the black
- So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- Into the Mystic
- Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
- "Dude" has evolved into a unisex term
- Into the Great Wide Open
- Integrating a kitten into a household with cats
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
- whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
- Bungee jumping into the Universe
- The Flaming Lips
- His chocolate stained lips
- Lip Pike
- May you live in interesting times
- You may forget
- I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
- Dream Log: May 19, 2000
- May 3, 1999
- Nuts in May
- The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
- Dream Log: May 4, 2001
- May 17, 2001
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Song, on May Morning
- Dream Log: May 14, 2002
- May 18, 2003
- Fishing may be painful
- May 14
- May 15, 2004
- Charles de Gaulle's radio address from the Elysee palace: May 30, 1968
- May 19, 2005
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