Findings:

• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Before you ask a question
• I always assume innocence
• There's always a catch!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• It's always raining somewhere
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Why Women Are Always Cold
• i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
• Reference librarian
• Ask and Embla
• Somebody once asked me...
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Song Before the Sons of Llyr
• Before Jehovah's Awful Throne
• View from the plane before man
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Caribbean Barbed Wire Spider Net Glass Crash Death Match
• The customer is always right
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• the first time always sucks
• The dream is always the same...
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• always in love (user)
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• bros before hoes
• break before make
• trembling before G-d
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• Just before the kiss
• Storm: Before and after.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Roswell UFO crash
• How to survive a plane crash
• always
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• you always left quietly
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It's always lunchtime, here in the land of the dead
• snowmobile ride always worth the ice weasels
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• They asked me to write a letter
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask a whale
• Kneel before Zod!
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Grace before beer
• Before she started smoking
• Two Years Before the Mast
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Things To Consider Before Viewing the 2009 Star Trek Movie
• Just before never waking
• Crash Bandicoot
• dot-com crash
• Online Crash Analysis
• I Had Always Known
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Skin and tragedy always attract a crowd
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• my castle of dreams, always surreal and strong
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Washing your hands in the restroom
• Shake Before Using...
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• The Land Before Time
• Osama bin Laden's speech before the 2004 US presidential election
• Home before dinner
• crash (user)
• How to crash a bike
• You always hurt the one you love
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• Thus Always To Tyrants
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• You were always so good to me
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Ask Me Anything
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• It's All Been Done Before
• I Before E Except After C
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• I Stand Before You Naked
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• Back to Before
• these forces begin long before we are born and continue after we perish
• Relationship crash
• Who is the third who walks always beside you?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Eigenvalues of nilpotent matrices are always 0
• the best things in life cost large amounts, and the currency isn't always money
• The bomber will always get through
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• Born, never asked
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Ask Nudgie
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• before Christ
• home before the leaves fall
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• The Night Before
• Before Sunrise
• Before You Were Punk
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• read all instructions before beginning
• Ain't you ever seen a Yankee before?
• Darby Crash
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• Platonic friends are always right
• always (user)
• Why does the Porridge Bird always lay its egg in the air?
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• 'Twas the night before Christmas
• Think before you speak
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• We've heard it all before
• Before Names
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• The Letters exchanged before the Battle of Lewes
• principles before personalities
• crash cymbal
• AT&T Crash of 1990
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• The Thief of Always
• I can always hope
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• It is ALWAYS the middle of the story
• Ask, Seek, Knock
• I asked for no other thing
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about

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