Findings:
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I know what I'm talking about
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
- What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- a mad little song about madness
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Why I no longer care about pretty girls
- What I know about this table
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm about to create a new node!
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Not really by the rules, but...
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- One good thing about gangs
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Fifty one words about love
- Things you should know about King James
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- But What About the Property Damage?
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
- Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- No one actually cares.
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I know you are, but what am I?
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Doctors know nothing about drugs
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
- Flags and flag etiquette
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Can We Talk About This?
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Kirby G6
- Most of what I know about social inequality
- About two men called Harold Budd
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Fifteen words about butt kicking
- I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- One point five words about love
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- the one about the teddy bears
- Game Jams but about words (e2poll)
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- One billion, five hundred million words about love
- Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- A little parable about lurkers
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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