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• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I know what I'm talking about
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Can We Talk About This?
• Fifty one words about love
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• BQN: But, one for all?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm not racist but...
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Hello, Little One
• Can children of the refrigerator age know the value of ice?
• Goodbye, my little one
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• I hold you where no one else can go
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Everything I know about bicycles and cycling
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• Call by need
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Love cookies
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• pretty, but
• There can be only one
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• But can a robot love.
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• Call by reference
• Goodbye, my little one 2
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• put in by an Indian
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Are you forever, little one
• Flags and flag etiquette
• The Wild Colonials
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• A story about a person I do not know
• The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
• I know what is about to come
• Charmed, I'm sure
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Little Indian, Big City
• what we call human nature is actually human habit

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