• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• you just might be evil
• The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Everything will be alright
• All we need is just to be
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Just to see what it would be like
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• You might be a Washingtonian
• It's so crazy it just might work
• I Might Be Wrong
• Can't we all just be friends?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Rape committed by women
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• It will never be just you
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Your god might be evil....
• we can all just be around other people
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• Just Be
• You're too young to be so old
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Adam fell that men might be
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Beware! This might be reality!
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• She was too beautiful to be human
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Just be home in time for supper
• Let's just be friends
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Starving in the greenhouse
• They Might Be Giants
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Too good to be true
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• You might be a moogle...
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• You might be a Mormon
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• I just want to be a drummer
• I just want to be friends
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be a Michigander
• Your dog might be evil...
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Just Do It
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Just Like Heaven
• You are just an animal and you will die
• a dream is just a hand picked delusion
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• Just how is this arousing?
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• wrinkles are symptoms of deeper structural flaws. just listen, your skull is cracking, breaking
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• just think (user)
• Relax, it's just a daylog.
• Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• The home I might dwell inside
• pretentious (user)
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• Grandpa Too Far
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Red Rooster Too
• Too close to home
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• too much chasing; not enough catching
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Soon to be off the air
• Be Operating System
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Can we still be friends?
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Here Be Dragons
• Be, Inc.
• Exes can be good things
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• So you want to be a waitress
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Who Will Be There
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• If God was willing to let it be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Let It Be... Naked
• Truth be told
• How to be a good customer
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• Why should we be moral?
• Someday, I will be strong
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.

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