• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• My paintings are all I have
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• We are all we have
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I have spent all night paging you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• And All That Could Have Been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• You, standing
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• when all the white horses have broken free
• I really have to do you now
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Long Haired Preachers
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Where have all the poets gone?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• What to do if you have bad credit
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• Why males have nipples
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• We are using the machines to steal it all back again
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Do what you have to do
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Virtual DOS Machine
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why do children have to die?
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• All the fairies have gone
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• All cats have nine tails
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Some flies have all the luck
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• Scoobi Do
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
• Because I do not want to forget
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Robot Do Well
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Such things do not happen in this country
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• I have bad taste in music
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Have Blue
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• We Have Come For Your Parents

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