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• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• what are all those long dead ancient masters up to now?
• we can all just be around other people
• The best kind of bartender
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• We could all be blind
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• If I could be someone
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Can't we all just be friends?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Now it was personal
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Now Thank We All Our God
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Where's the kaboom?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• mother of all saints
• It was the least I could do
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• You're All I Need to Get By
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• All About My Mother
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• All units be advised
• I could sleep now
• Be Here Now
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Could man be drunk for ever
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• If I Could Say Mother
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• we shall all be healed
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I've already forgiven her. It's all over now
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• It Could Always Be Worse
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• If grandma could see us now
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.

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