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• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• All About My Mother
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All he left her was alone
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Where's the kaboom?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• mother of all saints
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• Do you think you could love me now?
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• Be Here Now
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• I was raised by the French government
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It was all I could do not to cry
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I've already forgiven her. It's all over now
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Homeric Hymn to Earth the Mother of All
• I changed by not changing at all
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Forgetting that we are all in the ghetto, that the ghetto is walled in, that outside the ghetto the lords of death reign, and that close by the train is waiting
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Could man be drunk for ever
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• You could be so delicious
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• we shall all be healed
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Now that was a scary ending
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The second chance you give could be your last
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Things that could be
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• If God was willing to let it be
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• And All That Could Have Been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• The mountain could be home
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• All I ever wanted to be
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal

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